Glória Fácil...

...para Ana Sá Lopes (asl), Nuno Simas (ns) e João Pedro Henriques (JPH). Sobre tudo.[Correio para gfacil@gmail.com]

domingo, dezembro 10

O óbvio hino do "não"



There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,...
...God get quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed...
...In your neighbourhood!

Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.

God needs everybody's.

Mine!

And mine!

And mine!

Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.

God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
Every Sperm Is Sacred, Monty Python
|| JPH, 17:44

2 Comments:


شركة نقل عفش من الرياض الي جدة
شركات تغليف الاثاث في الرياض
شركة تخزين عفش بالرياض
نقل اثاث وعفش بالمدينة المنورة
شركات تغليف عفش بالرياض
شركة نقل اثاث بالرياض عماله فلبينيه
Blogger khairy, at 12:32 PM  

نقل عفش بمكة المكرمة
ارخص شركة نقل عفش بجدة
شركة نقل عفش من جدة الي مكة
شركة نقل عفش من المدينة الي الرياض
شركة نقل عفش من الرياض الي جدة
شركات تغليف الاثاث في جدة
شركة نقل عفش من المدينة المنورة الي مكة
شركة نقل عفش من المدينة المنورة الي الطائف
Blogger khairy, at 12:32 PM  

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